Our love will rise and flour against the fiercest of fires. I will always knead you in my life, and aiin't muffin gonna come between us.




wait a minute u aren't my sandwich.

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doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

what’s it growing?

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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simplyssdd:

The fucking sass… I swear… 

I love the SPN cast.

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viserystargarayen:

flyinpony:

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

No

let’s just appreciate how the whole universe aligned itself to make this joke possible

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oh lord what a thing to wake up to <3

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iloafyoudoughmuch:

pipvalentine:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

ATTN: CHERIE.

MY MEAN POTTER GAMES SENSES WERE TINGLING

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iloafyoudoughmuch:

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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pipvalentine:

Tonight has mainly involved me and Cherie finding out how many languages Sebastian Roché can speak and proceeding to wet ourselves. The phrase “take me now” may have been used.

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  • Cherie: Why even a table tho? WALLS.
  • Lily: WHATEVER HE WANTS TO THROW ME AGAINST
  • Cherie: Hell thin air will do
  • Lily: I will climb him like a fucking tree if I have to
  • Cherie: That is literally the best expression ever I swear to God
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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

THERE IS NO WAY PINA COLADAS ARE ACTUALLY TINY PEACOCKS OKAY.

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

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