I Loaf You Dough Much.

Ain't muffin gonna come between us.

21 Sep

superawesomeadventuregirl:

hxhxh:

[x]

why does he even bother with the shirt?

Because he’s in Australia and we got gun laws

19 Sep

vanished:

Fuke - Bright Colored Night

19 Sep

mumblingsage:

life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

GET THEE TO A PUNNERY

but that is the best pun tag

18 Sep

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

I can’t help but feel that someone would think it was a good idea to let James babysit 5 year old Dudley and Harry on a play date and when Dudley steals Harry’s toy, Harry would just look at his dad and James would shrug and casually look in a very opposite direction and five seconds later Dudley would be running around screaming about his fingers turning into Twinkie and James would never be allowed to babysit again.

18 Sep

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

18 Sep hiqhllo:

the-absolute-best-posts:

art student hair

I fucking love this

hiqhllo:

the-absolute-best-posts:

art student hair

I fucking love this

(Source: olympische)

17 Sep

deliciousghosts:

I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

I EVEN KNOW WHO HAS THE TOILET ROLL OVER AND WHO HAS IT UNDER AND WHO REFUSES TO CHANGE IT BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW WHAT MY OPENING CHAPTER LOOKS LIKE.

17 Sep wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

17 Sep forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

17 Sep

(Source: ktym-m)

17 Sep

pansexualpotatoe:

We’re getting there

Whenever I see that third gif beginning to load I just start cackling madly and I can never stay calm long enough to figure out whY

(Source: pierregrassou)

17 Sep

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

17 Sep

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes)

16 Sep booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

15 Sep

(Source: moosekleenex)