I Loaf You Dough Much.

Ain't muffin gonna come between us.

02 Sep

(Source: pumpkinbong)

01 Sep

kaytara-art:

So I really wanted to create this meme.

I present to you

Romantically Inept Crowley

You can add your own version of it here.

31 Aug

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

31 Aug

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

31 Aug

waitingformybluebox:

kkatkkrap:

butts-with-bro-shades:

ikickdownthewalls:

vwhiskers:

slinkycat:

kipper-love:

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Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D

oh god

i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras

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WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTRALIA. *uncontrollable laughter*

THIS A LIVING THING THAT MAKES THIS NOISE OMG IS AUSTRALIA EVEN THE SAME FUCKING PLANET AS THE REST OF US??

(Source: k-kipper)

31 Aug

iloafyoudoughmuch:

psybelius:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

No words

EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME WE’RE DONE HERE

29 Aug I think Dean disagrees with you there.

I think Dean disagrees with you there.

28 Aug

thefaceofbro:

if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.

it was bolted to the ground.

(Source: ravendorkholme)

26 Aug

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Something isn’t quite right here.

26 Aug

so let me get this straight:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with periods are fucking badass.

25 Aug
24 Aug mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

wait for it

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

wait for it

24 Aug

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab s/s 2014

(Source: vincecarters)

24 Aug

You’re just an outsider. You’re nothing. Yet somehow, you made yourself something.

(Source: grangerism)

22 Aug So at first I thought this was Chris Hemsworth and then I was like no it’s Adam but then I looked at the tags and I was wrong. Veyr wrong.

So at first I thought this was Chris Hemsworth and then I was like no it’s Adam but then I looked at the tags and I was wrong. Veyr wrong.

(Source: stickingupforsammy)