So I really wanted to create this meme.
I present to you
Romantically Inept Crowley
You can add your own version of it here.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist
By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.
Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D
i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras
WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTRALIA. *uncontrollable laughter*
THIS A LIVING THING THAT MAKES THIS NOISE OMG IS AUSTRALIA EVEN THE SAME FUCKING PLANET AS THE REST OF US??
this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet
EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME WE’RE DONE HERE
I think Dean disagrees with you there.
if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.
it was bolted to the ground.
Something isn’t quite right here.
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with periods are fucking badass.
You’re just an outsider. You’re nothing. Yet somehow, you made yourself something.