I Loaf You Dough Much.

Ain't muffin gonna come between us.

29 Sep crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

29 Sep

(Source: enoshima-junko)

28 Sep

australian-government:

itstonyabbott:

offended

good

28 Sep

lotrlockedwhovian:

[CHARACTER DEVELOPS LOUDLY]

(Source: tonysassy)

28 Sep roachpatrol:

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

oh daaaammn

 I am crying tears of happiness right now and I’m not even trying to hide it

roachpatrol:

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

oh daaaammn

 I am crying tears of happiness right now and I’m not even trying to hide it

28 Sep

the boston tea party

  • usa: oh look at all this tea
  • england: NO
  • usa: it would be a shame
  • england: amerICA NO
  • usa: if something
  • england:
  • usa: were to
  • england:
  • england:
  • england:
  • usa: happen
28 Sep

(Source: thenewmetropolitan)

27 Sep

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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(Source: colourfulpantsandaspookyhat)

27 Sep

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

stupidsheets:

letusneverspeakofthis:

did-you-kno:

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Source

the last one took me a minute…

this is fucking amazing

27 Sep

destroyerpiggy:

"We really do have a GIF for everything"

27 Sep spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

26 Sep

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

You have a Halloween boner.

26 Sep

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

The Weeping Bisexuals

(Source: punlich)

25 Sep

keyofnik:

keyofnik:

keyofnik:

Confession Time: I’ve never had Nutella. It’s one of those things where I’m just dubious as hell, despite enthusiastic endorsements. I’m just not food adventurous, what can I say.

Mum and i were in Costco last week though and she was “OO NUTELLA”. But of course this is in Costso proportions, so it’s like two separate thousand gallon buckets for five bucks or something, I don’t know. Anyway, she wanted it, but not TWO, so I agreed to split it with her.

I’ve been thinking about it on and off since. This afternoon, I feel brave.

I am about to try the Nutella.

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It looks terrible, but now I’m committed.

I’m going in.

JESUS WEPT WHY DID NOBODY MAKE ME EAT THIS BEFORE

MY TASTEBUDS JUST FORCED THEMSELVES TO GROW TASTEBUDS SO I COULD TASTE IT MORE

THAT WAS NOT BREAD THAT WAS THE EDIBLE VERSION OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IMMERSED IN PUPPIES

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF AN ORGASMIC SYMPHONY OF NUTTY CHOCOLATE JOY

MY EYES ARE OPEN AND I CAN SEE ALL THE PATHWAYS TO GREATNESS

THEY ARE ALL NUTELLA

It’s beautiful to see the point where someone’s life took a turn for beautiful.

24 Sep

aristophania:

bakasara:

nOT THAT IT’S RELEVANT OR ANYTHING BUT I WONDERED IF I PUT TOGETHER ALL THE EYESEX S4-9 HOW LONG THE RESULTING VIDEO WOULD BE AND I GOT TEN MINUTES OF IT TEN MINUTES OF EYESEX

holy shit just click CLICK the link for the fkn video this is ridiculous

the writers must be so proud of themselves right now