Where is my talent
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
These are making me really fucking uncomfortable.
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
The Winchesters Everyone
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
I love muggleborn headcanons.
There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?
Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez
WHY IS THIS NOT A SHORT STORY ADVENTURE BOOK SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round
When tree branches get in my way
Vine by: Logan Paul
How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.
why the fuck does this shit always come up on my dash when i’m in class trying to do some distinguished learning and shit I AM GOING TO GET KICKED OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS OKAY
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES