you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
I am crying tears of happiness right now and I’m not even trying to hide it
- usa: oh look at all this tea
- england: NO
- usa: it would be a shame
- england: amerICA NO
- usa: if something
- usa: were to
- usa: happen
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
the last one took me a minute…
this is fucking amazing
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
You have a Halloween boner.
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
The Weeping Bisexuals
Confession Time: I’ve never had Nutella. It’s one of those things where I’m just dubious as hell, despite enthusiastic endorsements. I’m just not food adventurous, what can I say.
Mum and i were in Costco last week though and she was “OO NUTELLA”. But of course this is in Costso proportions, so it’s like two separate thousand gallon buckets for five bucks or something, I don’t know. Anyway, she wanted it, but not TWO, so I agreed to split it with her.
I’ve been thinking about it on and off since. This afternoon, I feel brave.
I am about to try the Nutella.
It looks terrible, but now I’m committed.
I’m going in.
JESUS WEPT WHY DID NOBODY MAKE ME EAT THIS BEFORE
MY TASTEBUDS JUST FORCED THEMSELVES TO GROW TASTEBUDS SO I COULD TASTE IT MORE
THAT WAS NOT BREAD THAT WAS THE EDIBLE VERSION OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IMMERSED IN PUPPIES
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF AN ORGASMIC SYMPHONY OF NUTTY CHOCOLATE JOY
MY EYES ARE OPEN AND I CAN SEE ALL THE PATHWAYS TO GREATNESS
THEY ARE ALL NUTELLA
It’s beautiful to see the point where someone’s life took a turn for beautiful.
holy shit just click CLICK the link for the fkn video this is ridiculous
the writers must be so proud of themselves right now