I Loaf You Dough Much.

Ain't muffin gonna come between us.

02 Aug

(Source: demonprotection)

01 Aug

(Source: cryomage)

01 Aug

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

christeeezay:

Where is my talent

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

These are making me really fucking uncomfortable.

(Source: wetheurban)

01 Aug

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

31 Jul

(Source: electricmonk333)

31 Jul

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

31 Jul

thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

The Winchesters Everyone

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

(Source: flygoing)

31 Jul xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck)

31 Jul

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

(Source: todaunafriki)

31 Jul

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

31 Jul

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

WHY IS THIS NOT A SHORT STORY ADVENTURE BOOK SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

31 Jul

ihaterachelcoons:

seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

THIS

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland)

31 Jul

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

why the fuck does this shit always come up on my dash when i’m in class trying to do some distinguished learning and shit I AM GOING TO GET KICKED OUT ONE OF THESE DAYS OKAY

31 Jul

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

31 Jul

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

What a cramp.