why does he even bother with the shirt?
Because he’s in Australia and we got gun laws
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men
but that is the best pun tag
whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene
I can’t help but feel that someone would think it was a good idea to let James babysit 5 year old Dudley and Harry on a play date and when Dudley steals Harry’s toy, Harry would just look at his dad and James would shrug and casually look in a very opposite direction and five seconds later Dudley would be running around screaming about his fingers turning into Twinkie and James would never be allowed to babysit again.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities
I EVEN KNOW WHO HAS THE TOILET ROLL OVER AND WHO HAS IT UNDER AND WHO REFUSES TO CHANGE IT BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW WHAT MY OPENING CHAPTER LOOKS LIKE.
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.
We’re getting there
Whenever I see that third gif beginning to load I just start cackling madly and I can never stay calm long enough to figure out whY
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.